i lay there staring at the ceiling. It couldn’t actually see the ceiling, on account of it being 3 in the morning, but i knew that’s where the ceiling normally is, so i would be staring at it if i could see it. I was having a hard time figuring out if i was too […]

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I need help

As I lay there staring up at the ceiling, listening to the buzz of the overhead fan. I couldn’t help asking myself “Why the fuck do I have the fan on on the middle of winter?” I pondered on this for a moment, only to be struck by another strange thought. “Is it even winter […]

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RUnning the spartan race

On Friday night I was quietly shitting my pants. I had printed off the “death waiver” which listed off all the ways that I could get really fucked up, or die, during the spartan race. What have I gotten myself into… Why the fuck didn’t I train… This isn’t going to end well… Saturday morning […]

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Spartan training (or lack therof)

Hello everybody. I haven’t trained for this race. I also haven’t kept up with my blogs like I promised I would. In my defence, due to personal reasons. I didn’t feel it was an appropriate time to be writing nor thinking about myself for a couple of weeks. Family needed me. I then nearly experienced […]

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Spartan race preparation: week 1

The spartan race is one of those crazy obstacle course things where you climb walls and crawl under barbed wire and other weird stuff that nobody ever actually does in real life. Unless your an escaping convict, or a contestant on the biggest loser or something. The main reason I have signed up for it […]

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A cautionary tale

Todays blog was supposed to be about how I have signed up for the spartan race, and how I am raising money for charity. I was going to go into detail about my current fitness level, and begin to track my progress through this blog. but something happend that I feel is more important. i […]

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